Sporty Rods is a new premium matchmaking service for men looking for a committed same-gender relationship.
I hope this website will be successful, but not too successful.
If I am too successful, then for "reasons" President Musk might dictate an executive order stating that my organization be dissolved and its property be handed over to one of the Witch companies.
Just a few months ago, the above sentence might have read as over-the-top hyperbole.
Hopefully this far into 2025, you recognize it as a reasonable concern.