Sporty Rods is a new premium matchmaking service for men looking for a committed same-gender relationship.
I hope this website will be successful, but not too successful.
If I am too successful, then for "reasons" President Musk might dictate an executive order stating that my organization be dissolved and its property be handed over to an outsourcing company.
Just a few months ago, the above sentence might have read as over-the-top hyperbole.
Hopefully this far into 2025, you recognize it as a reasonable concern.
The goal of this website is to provide a service that people will pay for in order to subsidize my passion project, which is a service that people will not pay for.
If you have a better idea, I am not particularly interested in hearing about it.
You would have needed to have made your case to me at least a year ago.
My kinks are: